Kevin Correia

Eat-More is difficult to take out of wrapper, and its probably for a good reason because you don’t want to have a 2nd bite after you try it. It is extremely chewy with a delayed pique of dark toffe, and bursting with peanut flavour. This is a unique blend of ingredients. The bad kind of unique.

Least Protein, Most Carbs, Least Fat, Least Calories per gram

Dairy Milk Fruit and Nuts is a rich chocolate taste overpowers any hint of fruit its titles suggests until all the chocolate melts in your mouth and you are left with uninspiring chewy raisins.

Hershey’s Almonds has hard oversized almonds dispersed throughout the thin solid milk chocolate bar.
It has a bit of an odd taste for a chocolate with a company’s name.
Most Calories per gram

M&M’s has a sweet crispy thin layer covering an overpowering milk chocolate centre. I’ll take Smarties over M&M’s anyday.

Crunch is a solid milk chocolate dispersed with crisped rice. More bitter than sweet.

Mr. Big has a soft and chewy vanilla wafer centre immersed in rice crisps, caramel and peanuts. This concoction is better on paper than real life.

Smarties has a hard sweet coating and solid milk chocolate centre. Leaves a pleasant sweet taste in your mouth.

Kit Kat has milk chocolate wrapped around a compact waffle centre that tastes like an antiquated chocolate. It’s sharable with your 3 closest friends, which can be good or bad.

Reese has a deep peanut butter aroma that reminds you of childhood. Its aroma seems more pleasant than its taste. Soft and chewy.

Most Protein

Toblerone is solid milk chocolate with an intriguing sweet hint of honey and nuts. Offers sharing capabilities and a box for later storage.

Oh Henry! has an intense peanut flavour wrapped in deep caramel and chocolate fudge coating. This chocolate is bursting with crispy peanuts.
Most Protein, Most Weight

Aero is soft and airy milk chocolate. Simple and Tasty. Melts in your mouth.

Coffee Crisp has an aroma that suggests an intimate tango of chocolate and coffee, and its taste does not disappoint. It’s unfortunate this isn’t offered in the US.

3 Musketeers has a crisp smooth taste that melts in your mouth. Only problem is false advertising of 3 Musketeers. The package only contains 2.

Least Calories, Least Weight, Least Carbs

Butterfinger has a hard crunchy peanut centre wrapped in butter and chocolate. It has a less tendency to stick to back molars than Crispy Crunch. But also a less memorable experience.

Crispy Crunch has a hard crispy peanut centre that has a tendency of sticking to your back molars. This allows you to taste on the chocolate for after you have finished eating it. Crispy Crunch finds the right balance of chocolate and peanut that Reese isn’t able to conjure.

Snickers has an intense smooth soft peanut taste wrapped in caramel. It has the right balance of caramel, peanuts, and milk chocolate. It’s shape and taste is not far from the Mars bar.

Crunchie has a milk chocolate coating over a unique hard crisp sponge toffee centre. Unlike Bounty, this is the good kind of unique.

Twix is a soft biscuit topped with caramel and milk chocolate. You’d be glad it comes in two.

Mars has a soft chewy caramel centre that leaves your taste buds out of this world.

Wunderbar has a peanut butter core mixed with rice crisps and caramel. This is a more enlightening mixture than Mr. Big.

Most Calories, Most Fat

Caramilk has smooth caramel encapsulated in perfect milk chocolate that wraps around your tongue. The only down side of this chocolate is that its squares entices your friends to ask for too much.

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